During a model UN conference in high school, my arch nemesis sarcastically/meanly wrote me a superlative that said I was “mostly likely to cry if they didn’t win” with the intent to embarrass me/call me bossy/ shame me for being an assertive female (god forbid)
I won first place and he got second. Pretty sure he cried.
So I’m in a great mood for the rest of the day. Thanks memories!